knightjeran: mandell-madness: juliussevern: It’s safe to assume that I have used pretty much all of these at one time or another. THE FUCKING FIRST ONE, JESUS CHRIST “You’re the AT&T of people.” “You’re about as useful as Anne Frank’s drum kit.” I laughed so hard I cried, freaked out the dog, and woke up my mother.

knightjeran:

mandell-madness:

juliussevern:

It’s safe to assume that I have used pretty much all of these at one time or another.

THE FUCKING FIRST ONE, JESUS CHRIST

“You’re the AT&T of people.”

“You’re about as useful as Anne Frank’s drum kit.”

I laughed so hard I cried, freaked out the dog, and woke up my mother.

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People I would pay a lot of money to be able to take out to dinner and talk to for a few hours -> Jeremy Renner

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atheistme:

stfuconservatives:

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leonineantiheroine:

nova-bright:

yellowcars:

Men Can Stop Rape’s new College Bystander Intervention campaign.

Actual good anti rape campaign posters! They don’t shame victims, they ask people to examine their own actions and inactions and protect their friends. And not in a gross excuse for chivalry either, just as people keeping people safe.

I like this. 

Yep I agree. I also like how it’s not tying a man taking action around rape to some imaginary alpha male/hypermasculine sort of thing. Like a real man would do such and such.  

Also none of these guys are crying about being friendzoned or thinking anyone owes them shit. 

I know I’ve reblogged these before, and I will continue to do so because they are awesome.

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

GIRLS, YOU CAN DO THIS FOR YOUR FRIENDS TOO. 

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whurmy: timelordy-teganbreann: emily-lestrange: mirrorbluenights: therarelogic: dangermouses: lizawithazed: I hold you in high esteem if you get this joke. I get it. :3 hehehehehe oh god, i remember the first time i saw this, i laughed for days… oh ho ho. Hohoho. hO HOHO HOHOHOHOHOOHOH someome please explain this

whurmy:

timelordy-teganbreann:

emily-lestrange:

mirrorbluenights:

therarelogic:

dangermouses:

lizawithazed:

I hold you in high esteem if you get this joke.

I get it. :3

hehehehehe

oh god, i remember the first time i saw this, i laughed for days…

oh ho ho. Hohoho. hO HOHO HOHOHOHOHOOHOH

someome please explain this

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panchromaticrhythm: spellboundsama: Language and words and intonations are awesome. and we think the chinese are crazy for using tones

panchromaticrhythm:

spellboundsama:

Language and words and intonations are awesome.

and we think the chinese are crazy for using tones

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jennittles:

this is seriously my favorite post on tumblr

i can’t not reblog this

IT’S BACK HOLY SHIT

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iwishuponadream: lionnudes: cdashrich: the opposite of albinism called melanism,a recessive trait where the skin and fur are all black. love it more every time i see it. wow oh my god, this is beautiful

iwishuponadream:

lionnudes:

cdashrich:

the opposite of albinism called melanism,a recessive trait where the skin and fur are all black. love it more every time i see it.

wow

oh my god, this is beautiful

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